Crazy Mother Madness: August 2006

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Lucas with his Underwear on his head

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SQUIRT & LUCAS

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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

And everybody says she's stupid! I mean.. That's ubersmart!

"I'll pick out two outfits, one which is disgusting and one nice and I'll ask my 'friend' what they think. If they go for the revolting one, I cut them out of my life."

Pairs Hilton
on how she weeds out her friends.

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THE ILLUSIONIST

This was an amazing movie.

Last night gary and i had our date night. We saw THE ILLUSIONIST. it was nice we had not gone to see a movie in forever. Gary had forgot all about cheap nights on tuesday.. its been that long LOL. I must say it was so nice to get out with out Lucas. Nice to have mom and dad time.

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Monday, August 28, 2006

Daddy and Lucas Feeding the Deer

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SERIOUSLY KISS MY ASS (blog of the day)

GUESS WHO MADE BLOG OF THE DAY?
GO JESSIE GO

http://hunnybeebaby.blogspot.com/

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Sunday, August 27, 2006

Learning To Shave

Shaving with daddy awww my harry little monkeys

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today was our second last babygym class :( its so sad.

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Saturday, August 26, 2006

AFRICAN LION SAFARI

Today we went to African Lion Safari. It was ok... Different from i was a kid. The monkeys are still nuts. LOL. Lucas loved when the Monkey sat on our car and the Ostrich knocked on our window. He liked sitting in the front not in his car seat. the Lions were all over one car. It was a little freaky. Over all it was a good day.
here are some pics

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CLUELESS RANT

How are men so clueless? Tell me someone i have no clue.
How in your head does it make sense to go downtown by yourself (WITHOUT YOUR WIFE) to go to some bar for a look at a place your going to be holding a stag party at. TELL ME DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? When you could have asked your wife if she wanted to join you to get out. BUT NO.
Because after going to the bar he HAS to go and look at the fuck house(striphouse) to see how the place is.
LIKE he had so much thought put into his stag... MY ASS...

OH YA AND IAM A BIG FAT LYER SENSE I GOT MY INVITE TO A FUCKING SHOWER>>> WHICH I NEVER GOT>>>> WHAT A FUCKING JOKE>>> ITS ALL A JOKE.

SORRY HAVING A MOODSWING.
Hey maybe iam knocked up already LOL...

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Friday, August 25, 2006

Give it up Mr SPEARS

THIS IS JUST BAD. OMG BAD. VERY VERY BAD. REALLY ITS BAD.

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The Picture we got done at the Ex.

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Thursday, August 24, 2006

FIRST CNE TRIP

Well Lucas has become a big boy. Had his first trip to the EX. and he had a blast. OMG he loved every minute of it. He only missed 45 mins when had a little nap. But made up for it. Sense we did not leave till 10pm. Got a lot of pics. here is a few of my faves, for all other hit the link.

http://melissahillier.myphotoalbum.com/slideshow.php?set_albumName=album08

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Wednesday, August 23, 2006

TRYING TIMES

Well as you can see Gary and I are working on Baby number two. Hoping to have a new baby (girl) in our home buy next summer.

So as of AUG 22 2006 (which was our 5th month of wedding bliss) we are actively trying. ROUND TWO.

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Monday, August 21, 2006

MONKEY IN A HAT

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PEEING LIKE DADDY

My little monkey peeing like daddy. Potty training is going to be so fun.

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Sunday, August 20, 2006

GO GO GO!!!

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

I LOVE YOU FOREVER

A mother held her new baby and very slowly rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. And while she held him she sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The baby grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was two years old, and he ran all around the house. He pulled all the books off the shelves. He pulled all the food out of the refrigerator and he took his mother's watch and flushed it down the toilet. Sometimes the mother would say, "This kid is driving me CRAZY!"

But at night time, when that two-year-old was quiet, she opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor, looked up over the side of his bed; and if he was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
While she rocked him she sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The little boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was nine years old. And he never wanted to come in for dinner, he never wanted to take a bath, and when grandma visited he always said bad words. Sometimes his mother wanted to sell him to the zoo!

But at night time, when he was asleep, the mother quietly opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that nine-year-old boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And while she rocked him, she sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

The boy grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a teenager. He had strange friends and he wore strange clothes and he listened to strange music.
Sometimes the mother felt like she was in a zoo!

But at night time, when that teenager was asleep, the mother opened the door to his room, crawled across the floor and looked up over the side of the bed. If he was really asleep, she picked up that great big boy and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And while she rocked him, she sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

That teenager grew. He grew and he grew and he grew. He grew until he was a grown-up man. He left home and got a house across town.

But sometimes on dark nights the mother got into her car and drove across town.

If all the lights in her son's house were out, she opened his bedroom window, crawled across the floor, and looked up over the side of his bed. If that great big man was really asleep she picked him up and rocked him back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And while she rocked him, she sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

Well, that mother, she got older. She got older and older and older. One day she called up her son and said, "You'd better come see me because I'm very old and sick." So her son came to see her. When he came in the door she tried to sing the song. She sang:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,
But she couldn't finish because she was too old and sick.

The son went to his mother. He picked her up and rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And he sang this song:
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my Mommy you'll be.

When the son came home that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs.

Then he went into the room where his very new baby daughter was sleeping. He picked her up in his arms and very slowly rocked her back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
And while he rocked her he sang.
I'll love you forever,I'll like you for always,As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

update on nothing really

Hey all,

Not much new going on. Sense Jess and Em are out of town... Damn you two. LOL

Dani has a new man...who seems like a great guy.

Lucas has been teething like crazy. Every night he is up two hours after he goes to bed.

In other news lucas had his 18th month needle. Two of them. He screamed murder. But he is ok. On monday he has an eye doctor appointment. Lets hope we get this eye thing done and over with.

Can't wait till Jess gets home. Going to the park alone is not fun.

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Monday, August 14, 2006

Well we are no longer trying. I guess it's just not meant to be.

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Sunday, August 13, 2006

YEAR & A HALF

Well my baby is no more a baby. He is a year & half today. I still can't believe how fast time goes by. I still when these pictures where taken. I mean omg. My baby is now a big boy. Who does everything daddy does. Everything. He is so cute. He tries to be like daddy in everyway. Makes my heart warm.

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Saturday, August 12, 2006

TASTE OF THE DANFORTH

Today we went to taste of the danforth...... omg the people... We did not even get from one end to another..... We started at broadview and got to Logan. Lucas passed out just out side of broadview station. But omg the people... I don't think we will be going next year.... Well maybe.. LOL......

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Apple Surprise

August 12th 2006, Toronto—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. Melissa and Danielle went to Ms Chan's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n) Mazda driven by Jewel! Melissa and Danielle went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most Blue apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, Harry Potter happened to ride by on a(n) Tiger and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. Melissa and Danielle didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. Harry Potter told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. Melissa and Danielle couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called The Star. When Ms Chan was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a really Large practical joke”!

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Friday, August 11, 2006

Quinn and Lucas were camping by Mt. Mom last Summer when it began to snow like Tigers and monkeys . Their tent fell down and there wasn't much food left. Lucas had only some Puffiess , and that was all! There was no one for miles! So they had to set out on their way to safety with only their backpacks and Faith . After hours of hiking, Quinn spotted a(n) Blue Bear high in a tree, watching them! "Don't worry," said Lucas "The Bear is not interested in humans if you leave it alone. But that Wolf over there sure seems angry about something!" The Wolf was coming right at them growling and with what looked like snack teeth! The two climbed up a tree, and the Wolf came ever closer. Lucas and Quinn were so scared! But when they looked again, it was only a baby Wolf that wanted to eat their yummy snack !

http://www.pbs.org/kratts/crazy/index.html

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Thursday, August 10, 2006

BLACK TOE FROM HELL

Well I swear sense Lucas has been born I have spent more time at the hospital then I have in my whole life. So on Tuesday he dropped a toy on his toe, and right away the nail went black. Well after a bit of crying he seemed to be fine. Then that night he woke up screaming his head off... But after having some tempra he was back to sleep and fine. Yesterday he was fine running around and all that toddler stuff. Took him to the doctor's and it was a toe hour wait... Did seem worth it sense he was fine and all I though they would say was to give him tempra and watch for the nail to fall off. Well today after his nap he was running from his room to mine when I tink he dropped a DVD case on his foot. Well he started screaming again..... OMG I thought not again. Well turns out he his the same you and now it was bleeding like mad. So after trying for ten mins to get a hold of daddy at work (which I never did get a hold of him) we went over to the doctors. Where I had to wait... Me with the screaming child who was bleeding... grrrr!!! So we are seen after like a half hour, the doctor takes one look and says you need to go to the hospital. I was like WTF. So we run home call daddy to come home so we can go to the hospital. (sick kids)
we wait there for a few hours, which was fun... Then the blonde doctor comes in... Well Lucas startsto flirt right away. He is fine with her touching him... Sense when mommy tried to clean and look at his toe I got yelled at..But the tall blonde well well.... MEN!
So she says nothing really looks wrong she was going to clean the toe and see where it was bleeding. Sense it was only bleed at the top of the toe there was nothing they could do but let it heal on its own. She told us the nail would most likely fall off. But other then that just to keep it clean. My Oh My. Having kids could really kill you in more ways then one.
~~~~Black Toe From Hell~~~~

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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

GERBER GRADUATES

Gerber has come to Canada. I know a few toddlers that are in love with this stuff. Lucas is one of them. His fave is the Strawberry/Apple Finger Foods. Or Puffy things as Jess and I call them. They (meaning the puffy things) come in three flavors. Banana,Sweet Potato, & Strawberry-Apple. They have other products that are just as good. Such as there dry fruit's etc..

For all those who have toddles or are going to have a toddler trust me these are great.

You can only buy them at walmarts in Canada.

for more info and more products go to >> http://www.gerbercanada.com/en/products/babyfood/graduates.jsp

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

BEFORE HIM

This song makes me think of Gary. I guess in a way its the one song we both know has truth in it. We both feel like there was nothing before we met. yaya i know all the gross love... part of of being newlyweds still i guess. LOL.

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NEW TATTOO

Well its been a crazy long weekend. Between having to go up to the cottage(to see if the storm did any damage.Which it didn't) and then going to RIBFEST, also talking about starting on baby number two. Well like I said we have been busy.
I also go a new TATTOO.

Like I said it's been a busy weekend.
This week should be busy too... Although tomorrow we are going on a date... Dani is watching Monkey. We are going to go to watch Shakespeare In The Park. And have a pinic. It should be a lot of fun.

(its not a real TATTOO.Got it at ribfest)